Christopher Lambert

ImageToday is the 55th birthday of Christopher Lambert.
Although he has an American sounding name records show that he is the son of a French diplomat and grew up in Geneva (A city in Switzerland).
At the age of 27 he went to work as a missionary in deepest Africa where the local people called him Tarzan King of the Apes, due to his rope swinging abilities. He fled the country after almost being eaten by canibals, dressed as an English gent by the name of Lord Greystoke.
He moved to Scotland where he became a highlander often meeting with his old friend Sean Connery for tea and decapitizing.
Christopher is now considered one of the leading experts in decapatizing and keeps an 11 foot sword of destiny in his shed.

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